2001 Texas Mock Trial Quotes
Guard: Is that a coat? [Refering to Abi's coat]
Ryan: No, she just forgot to shave today.
Gordon: If there's pizza and people looking awkward...Great! We're in, we're out!
CXer: You told Wendell Tucker, "Why the hell does my ability to get along with others matter?"
Tom: That's correct.
CXer: And you told Carroll Wilson to "Get the Hell out!"
Tom: No, I didn't
CXer: You said one, but you didn't say the other!?
CXer: But there's a similar word in both those statements!
CXer: Hell is a similar word in both those statements, right?
Tom: Yes, they're very similar. In fact, some would say it's the same word.
Eva: Daddy, tell me a story about a girl named Eva and a pony.
Chris: Well, there was a girl named Eva and she had a pony. The End.
Eva: Was the girl pretty?
Chris: Prettier then the pony.
Arpan: I think our team is a lot of like Ally McBeal. You (points to Kate) are Ally. You (points to Margaret) are Lucy Liu. And I'm Robert Downey Jr.
[Coach] Jamal: Well, you guys should do this, this, and this.
Eva: Wait a minute! Have you actually graduated from law school?
Chris: If I touch this desk, I leave my fingerprints, right?
Chris: But if I don't touch this desk, I don't leave my fingerprints, right?
Chris: This is science for dummys, right?!
Eva: Ashley Thornhill called you two days before the police did, right?
Chris: Well...no, it was more like a couple days
Eva: There were other people drinking other than you, right?
Chris: No! I wasn't drinking!
Eva: But there were other people there?
Chris: Yes, but I wasn't drinking!
Chris: Keya, like I've been saying for the last 20 minutes, you really should consider doing this in the case.
Keya: Wait, who am I talking to?
Eva: [Discussing what a great judge Gordon's mom was] I think the best way to do your mom, Gordon, is one-on-one. I mean she doesn't just lay back there.
Eva: I'd like to say we breed'em tough. Tough like...toughness.
Eva: We have Gerch?!...Wait! What witness do we call?