2003 Texas Mock Trial Quotes
Robyn: I have lot's of practice with poles.
Ruchit: Yeah, man. You should've seen Dean at the debate. He was all smiles. No one could touch him. He was smiling like Truman when he found out the bomb worked.
JP: South Congress Cafe is on what street? Third st, right?
Ruchit: Well, it's on -South Congress-...
Ryan: [to David] Stop those sidebars ... you sound like Rainman.
David: You don't have any pictures of Michael Harmon beating you?
Leila [as Vickie]: It wasn't exactly what you call a Kodak Moment.
JP: Jamie has a way with women that Gordon doesn't.
Abi: I hope all men have a way with women that Gordon doesn't.
Ryan: Second Period is unclear.
Maggie: Especially when your theme is "beneath the bloody pads."
Maggie: Talk retarded! JP's good at that!
David: I'm sorry I messed up the witness...I'm trying, but it's hard because I'm tired because I haven't slept in so long.
Jamal: You want to sleep? You'll have pleanty of time to sleep when you're dead.
Robyn: Ohh! You should change all the funny comments on the quote page to "Robyn:" Everyone will think I'm hilarious!
Tom: Tori will be devestated if you can't come, Robyn!
Robyn: I know, poor Tori, I'd hate to break her heart.
Tom: Yeah! And I'm the one that has to deal with her when you've gone and left us for naught!
Robyn: Yeah, I'd hate to think of you guys trying to pretend like you're having fun without me.
Irene: [After 20 minutes of the captain's yelling at the teams about thier preformance at MTSU....and out of nowhwere] Did my check bounce?
Jim: Abi, isn't that a porn shirt?
Jim: Abi, I've seen a lot of porn...I'm telling you, that's a porn shirt!
CXer: Objection Your Honor! He said he would explain two reasons, but he only explained one reason!
Ruchit: On face value, it may seem like Micheal Harmon is guilty. Sure, the facts, the witnesses and all the evidence point to this, but if we just dig three levels deeper, under the -bloody- pads, we see a different story!
JP: Remember 'Family Matters'?
Stephen: Or, how about that show, 'Living with Mr. Cooper?'
Ruchit: You mean 'hangin' with Mr. Cooper?'
Tom: Why did you want to give money to that bum?
Jamie: Because the last time I gave money to a bum, I went 4-1 at Greenhill!
Utsav: But Greenhill has 6 rounds!
Utsav: Jamie, what are you doing?
Jamie: [Sleep walking] I'm entering Tom into evidence, your honor.
Noaman: Man, that was crazy between you and Utsav. Ruchit was heated. And Utsav was heated. The whole thing was rather heated.
Arpan: Out of all the guys in my apartment, I'm the most metrosexual...
Tom: It's pronounced vwär dir.
Jamie: That's not how they say it on Court TV!
Robyn: In fact, Mr. Cash, Hammer Harmon will be offered that very same contract?
JP: Don't answer that! Your Honor, that's speculation!
Ruchit: That's exactly the sort of lawyer I would expect Topaz Cash to have...
JP: How about, 'it was just Tony's time'?
Abi: Yeah... Michael was just in the wrong place, wrong time...
Stephen: Hammer Time!
Eva: So, Mr. Butler, you don't have a physics degree, do you?
Gordon: No, none of the guys in the body shop do.
Tom: JP acted fairly stupid at MTSU. At least he confined himself to the bathtub.
JP: Well, I was behind the coke machine for a while.
Abi: Why would anyone buy a $20,000 purse? Why don't they just donate that to charity?
JP: What would an inner city child do with a purse?
Tom: Maggie has virgin eyes!
Abi: I think they're called Chinese.
CXer: 0.75 is the constant of inertia, correct?
Maggie: Yes, but not in this case.
CXer: But it's a constant, isn't it?
CXer: Could you please answer yes or no?
Arpan: Let me tell you guys about my No Excuses plan?
Abi: What no excuses plan?
Arpan: Starting Sunday, -NO EXCUSES-!
Arpan: Let me show you guys the ID I stole from some girl at a club...
JP: [Looks at it] It's fake!
Arpan: No way!
JP: Whose social security number is 000-00-000?
Tom: They went to a club aftewards
JP: I'm glad I'm not 21 yet. If I were, I'm fairly certian I'd be dead by now.
Arpan: Me and you = lenin and stalin, huh? team 513 = russia?
Tom: Umm...I hear stalin killed a person here or there.
Arpan: Hmm perhaps a better analogy is in order.